Nyan Noire
2 min readMar 6, 2020

SUGA – Megan Thee Stallion Review

This album is:

For the girl who knows she looks good, loves luxury, but will still cut you.

Sounds:

Like Dusse in a Birkin Bag filled with money and fenty beauty.

Stand out tracks:

“Savage” Incredibly aggresive and full of confidence. Megan refers to herself as “the hood Mona Lisa” & “classy, bougie, ratchet”.

“Captain Hook” – A possible song of the summer. Raunchy and would probably be best sung at the top of your lungs after too many shots. Captain hook is NOT a Peter Pan reference TRUST ME! 🍆

Rate: 8/10

My mind might change over more listens. I wish the same energy in the first 2 songs was mirrored in the last. Overall she delivers a solid body of work with memorable bars and hooks. Solid beat choices for the most part. Some songs like. “Crying in the car” and “Stop playing” I could’ve done without. I would’ve really preferred a more aggressive finish.

Listen:

After drinking too much Dusse, on your way to brunch with the girls, or on the way to the club.

Nyan Noire

Is it satire or just bad writing? Writing about the things I find interesting; music, motherhood, food… random shit.